ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
"No you fool!! You could fall!!"
WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
did he just airbend?
His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe
when your friends successful post appears on your dash
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”