Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
"so how is school going?"
if you close your eyes right before the macho man hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
what the fuck is happening over in America?
MEMO: The space bar is important.
how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.
"Whats ur zodiac sign?"
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added
I can only guess what it says in Russian there. That writing is insane.
look another of one of those gifs that you can hear
Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"